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I had this email today : “Dear AyoSue. I am a vertically and horizontally challenged man living in Nunhead. I saw your website and you look gorgeous. I’d like to enquire about your services. Do you offer french kissing, OWO, anal, watersports, fisting, uniforms, hard sports, toy show, body-to-body massage, video facilities, incall, outcall, CIM, CIF, Spanish, French, Russian, Greek, spanking, a glass of wine, parking facilities and hot towels? Lastly AyoSue, are you on FACE BOOK? Please note that not all of these services are necessary for a successful encounter. I look forward to your reply”
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, It doesn’t make me laugh though. Honestly, some people!! **AHEM**
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