Ayo Sue

A German guy approaches a prostitute and says “I vish to buy sex vit you”

      “OK” says the girl. “I’ll charge  100 dollars an hour”

“Ist goot“. But I must varn you , I am a little kinky”

   “No problem”. She replies cautiously. ” I can do a little kinky”

So, off they go to the girl’s flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

“I vant you, to tie ze springs to each of your limbs” …… The girl finds it strange but complies, fastening the springs to her hand and knees. “Now you vill get on your hans and knees ”….. She duly does this, balancing on the springs .“You vill please blow ziz vistle as I make love to you”

She find all this very odd, but figures it’s harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the ernegetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recoverd her breath. Finally she gasps

     “That was totally amazing…… what do you call that?”

“Ah” says the German, “Four - sprung duck technique”

xxx

Wimbledon is well underway now, and I’m so excited. Strawberries and cream and lashing of Armand De Brignac Champagne, while watching the best tennis players in the world, I love it. And what’s more the weather is great too! But there was disappointment for fans of Serena Williams as her choice of outfit for this year’s  Wimbledon was outlawed by the LTA.

However, disappointment was short lived when it was annouced that Ayo Sue will be sporting a similar outfit upon request.

Also I understand that Rafael Nadal may have been overdoing the celebrations following his victory at the  French Open.

I‘ll be popping in to Wimbledon as much as I can so you never know you may be able to spot me,dipping my strawberries in ice cream and sipping champagne whilst cheering on my favourite tennis stars.

Namaste,

Ayo Sue xxx

I will be away  again on the 16th  till - 20th of June. As usual my phone will be switched off and, I will unable to respond to my emails until I am back in town  .

Lots and LOTS of love,

 

Namaste.

AyoSue